hot boy: hi
me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like strapless dresses yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here

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my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

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person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
me: does it look like i give a fuck.

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sodamnrelatable:

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So I told him to Mufasa.

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